Hey! But do you *really* want to contact me? I'm not great at replying, and I probably don't know the answer to your question anyway. Have you tried asking Google instead?

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Send my message and make it snappy, Buster
*I'm unlikely to respond to minging, whinging, whining or belly-aching about stuff you don't like or don't agree with.